 - Last login: 6 days agoLindaAdams
- Linda is a 42 year old woman from Raleigh, North Carolina, USA.
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I enjoy meeting anyone who has an opinion, a brain, and a sarcastic sense of humor.
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FROM:: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Fucking Employees
DATE: October 05, 2005
RE: The Fucking Holiday Party
Vegetarian pricks I've had it with you people!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death", as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your fucking salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday!
Drive drunk and die,
The Bitch from HELL!!!!!!!!
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FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: October 06, 2005
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party CONFIDENTIAL
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery but please remember that the new Medical Privacy Act recently passed by congress absolutely forbids the sending get well cards or even speaking to each other about a fellow workers medical condition.
In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party.
Joan
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